Full-Time SEO Apprentice Eccentric Millionaire

Are you a thrill-seeker? Do you thrive in a high-stress environment, filled with political infighting, bureaucracy, and corporate nonsense?

If so, this might be the right place for you, except you might hate how nice the company is.

We are remote, full-time, and have flexible hours. Performance, not sucking up, is what matters. Low turnover is a goal, reflecting happy employees.

What do we do? We sell products, like Bad Parking Cards, Beverage Barricades, and a Child Chucker. We also run the Amazon Pay-Per-Click agency PPCFarm.com, and are launching inventory management SaaS.

We're aiming for substantial growth. What's your company like?

1. Be yourself. You don't need a fake face; feel free to talk smack to the CEO.
2. Career growth is possible. Performance is valued over credentials.
3. Remote/Flexible hours. Work from home, anytime.
4. Work-life balance is a priority. 45+ hours is a no-go.
5. Anti-BS. Anyone can challenge the CEO.
6. No micro-management. We're hands-off once trained.
7. No toxic people. Mean or stupid people get the boot.
8. Supportive environment. Focus on success, minimal politics.
9. Raises. Preemptive raises are common.
10. Training. We invest in your growth and development, learning new things is encouraged.
11. Vacation. Ample time off.
12. Paid leave. Maternity and paternity leave are provided.
13. Independence. Self-funded company.

Job description?

Grow our SEO operation. There is massive opportunity to improve traffic.

• Learn about SEO.
• Learn via online resources.
• Implement learned strategies.
• Systematize and automate processes for scalability.

Innovation and problem-solving are essential, along with people skills.

Experience needed? No experience is required. We are looking for exceptional individuals.

Need a college degree? No.

Geographic restrictions? US government sanctions free countries.

Are you skeptical about a pyramid scheme? We assure you, we are not.

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